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My First Colonic

Brian and I are planning on doing a liver cleanse in the near future, so I went and had myself a colonic in preparation. The woman, Leslie, made me feel very comfortable.  The room was very cozy, with some nice sunshine coming in.  She asked me if I was nervous.  I was a little, but moreso I was excited to experience the results.  She explained to me how it was going to go and then hooked me up.  The tube was clear, so I was able to see what was going to come out.  She explained that I would feel pressure and some cramping at times.  The first fill came and went, and for the most part, the water was clear.  It was kind of uncomfortable, but I just breathed through it.  During the second fill, I started feeling a lot of cramping.  Leslie was using acupressure on my stomach to help, but I started feeling flushed and started breathing faster.  Then I felt all of that just release.  As I watched the tube, big chunks started flowing through, then the water turned from clear to brown, and consistently was showing large chunks.  Again, cramping started, and I felt the heat going straight to my head and my breathing became irregular.  And again, it all just released.  So powerful were those releases that the tube couldnt contain it all and it started to leak out a little.  Leslie assured me that was normal.  Then I alerted her to the fact that it was pouring out of me now.  She looked under the blanket and was shocked.  She got some extra padding and tried to help with the flow until the water stopped.  Before the next fill, she unhooked me so we could clean up and start again.  I already felt such a sense of relief, I couldnt wait to continue!  So I got hooked up again and started the third and final fill.  Again, cramping started.  And again, the release was so powerful that water was spilling out everywhere!  Leslie was amazed and thought maybe there was something wrong with tube.  She looked and saw that there was nothing wrong with how it was set up.  Her conclusion was just that my colon is very healthy and very strong! So strong that it pushed out all the water so hard that it actually soaked the bottom of my shirt!  Luckily the trunk of my car is a storage place for some summer clothes.

I was a little shaky at the end, but very happy.  I was a little disappointed that the appointment was based on time, not procedure.  In the two times I had to go to the bathroom to resituate everything, I could have done another fill.  But what did come out has made me feel amazingly better.  Leslie also pointed out a parasite in the tube that had gotten flushed out.  So I bought some heavy duty probiotics to help combat any more that might be present.

All in all, it was a great experience that I would recommend to anybody that has never tried it.  We will also be blogging daily about our 5 day liver cleanse.  Anybody got any other colonic stories to share??  Please do!

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